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The Catholic Hospital Bill - bebb - 05-21-2021
A man suffered a heart attack while shopping in a store. The store manager called 911 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open-heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital . A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment?
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a weak raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I have only a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied,
"Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."