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Senior wedding at "the villages" in Florida - bebb - 05-07-2023

Two very active seniors (Jacob, age 92, and Mariam, age 89), living in "The Villages" in Florida, are all excited
    about their decision to get married.

    They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore and they decide go in.

    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"

    The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"

    Pharmacist: "You bet!"

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

    Pharmacist: "Sure, how can I help you?

    Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."