Would you remarry?

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Out of the blue, a woman asked her husband, "if I die, will you remarry?"

    "You're not gonna die."

    "But what if I do? Everybody dies eventually. Answer the question."

    "Well, in theory, I suppose I could get married again, yes."

    The woman gasps in disbelief. "Well! Who would you marry?"

    "Nobody, like I said, you're not going to die."

    "No, you said you would get married again! And I suppose she'd live in
    his house here with you!"

    "Well, there wouldn't be any reason to get a new house ? this is a
    nice house. But like I said?"

    The wife is getting increasingly agitated, "And I suppose you'll let
    her cook with my pots and pans, in MY kitchen, and sleep in MY bed,
    with YOU!"

    "Sweetheart, look? is there something you're not telling me? Are you
    sick or something?"

    Now the wife is in a full-on rage, "No, I'm not sick, I'm fine. Except
    maybe I'm sick of having a husband who would marry somebody besides
    me!"

    The husband hangs his head and takes a deep breath, "Well then I don't
    know what you're so upset about. This is all hypothetical, if you're
    just fine then?"

    The wife yells at him, "And I suppose you'd let her use my golf clubs!"

    That husband shrugs and says, "No, not that."

    The wife shouts, "WELL WHY THE HELL NOT?!"

    "She's left-handed."

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