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06-16-2021, 08:47 PM
Kevin Harvick announced today that he was firing his entire pit crew.
This announcement followed Harvick's decision to take advantage of President Biden's stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare-drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Harvick's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Harvick's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE:
However, Harvick got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Kyle Busch, for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed and some photos of Harvick's wife in the shower.
This announcement followed Harvick's decision to take advantage of President Biden's stimulus scheme for employing Black Harlem teenagers.
The decision to hire them was brought about by a recent documentary on how welfare-drawing black street gangs from Harlem were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Harvick's existing crew could only do it in 8 seconds with thousands of dollars' worth of high tech equipment.
It was thought to be politically correct and a bold move by Harvick's management team, as most races are won or lost in the pits.
UPDATE:
However, Harvick got more than he bargained for.
At the crew's first practice session, not only was the inexperienced black crew able to change all 4 wheels in under 6 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had repainted it, altered the VIN, and sold the car to Kyle Busch, for 10 cases of Bud, a bag of weed and some photos of Harvick's wife in the shower.
