I was in bed with a blind girl

[Sweet_Jenkins]

So I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"
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I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"

[herefortheHWIDGEN]

This is a classic. Good one.

[simplication]

lmao..

[ADomi]

So I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"
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I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"

I had the same in reverse ..

I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear
- "You have the smallest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"
-  "Could you let go of my little fingers please"