WHEN HELP IS NEEDED, KINDLY ACCEPT IT.

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A group of 3rd, 4th, and 5th graders, accompanied by two female teachers,
went on a field trip to the local racetrack, Churchill Downs, to learn
about thoroughbred horses and the supporting bourbon industry, but
mostly to see the horses.

When it was time to take the children to the bathroom, it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with the
other female teacher.

The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room when
one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could reach the
urinal. Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to their 'wee-wees'
to direct the flow away from their clothes.

As she lifted one little guy, she couldn't help but notice that he was
unusually well endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the
teacher said, "You must be in the 5th grade

"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm riding Silver Arrow in the seventh race,
but I appreciate your help.