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07-13-2018, 05:46 AM
A guy had just returned from two weeks of vacation.
He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married.
"What?" shouted the boss, "I can't give you more time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?"
"Are you nuts?" he replied. "That would have ruined my whole vacation."
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There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take.
All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!"
He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.
He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who was saying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot. "Did you say that?" asked the burglar.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"By the way, what's your name?" the burglar inquired."Moses," answered the parrot. "That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"
"The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus!"
He asked his boss for two more weeks off to get married.
"What?" shouted the boss, "I can't give you more time now. Why didn't you get married while you were off?"
"Are you nuts?" he replied. "That would have ruined my whole vacation."
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There was a burglar who broke into a home and started to gather the items he wanted to take.
All of a sudden he heard, "Jesus is watching you!"
He didn't see anything in the dark house, so he went on with what he was doing.
He heard, "Jesus is watching you!" again and then he really wondered who was saying that. He turned on the flashlight, scanned the room, and finally saw a parrot. "Did you say that?" asked the burglar.
"Yes," replied the parrot.
"By the way, what's your name?" the burglar inquired."Moses," answered the parrot. "That's a strange name for a parrot. Who named you that?"
"The same people who named their Rottweiler Jesus!"
