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The Talking Clock

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A drunk walks out of a bar after closing time and invites two friends up to seehis new apartment.

The friends see there is a gong with a rubber mallet against the bedroom wall and ask why it's there.

The drunk replies,

"It's not a gongit's a talking clock, watch."

He picks up the mallet and smashes the gong.

From the other side of the wall a voice yells

"It's 4AM you idiot!"
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Jokerday - by Neptune - 07-13-2018, 05:44 PM
RE: Jokerday - by Neptune - 07-14-2018, 06:46 PM
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