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07-21-2018, 02:07 AM
A lawyer dies...
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A lawyer dies and goes to heaven (no, that's not the joke).
St. Peter, of course, is there, examining the files and asking some quick questions.
"What kind of lawyer were you?"
"Oh, I was a family lawyer," was the answer.
"Name?" asks St. Pete.
The lawyer gives his name and St. Peter finds his file.
"Oh yes, we are waiting for you.You have reached your stipulated time."
The lawyer says, "I do not understand, how can that be? I'm only 48 years old."
ST. Peter looks back at the file and says, "Well, that's impossible."
"Why you say that?" asks the lawyer.
"Well," says St. Peter, "we have been observing your fees and the hours you charged your clients. By our calculations, you must be at least 93 years old!"
A lawyer dies and goes to heaven (no, that's not the joke).
St. Peter, of course, is there, examining the files and asking some quick questions.
"What kind of lawyer were you?"
"Oh, I was a family lawyer," was the answer.
"Name?" asks St. Pete.
The lawyer gives his name and St. Peter finds his file.
"Oh yes, we are waiting for you.You have reached your stipulated time."
The lawyer says, "I do not understand, how can that be? I'm only 48 years old."
ST. Peter looks back at the file and says, "Well, that's impossible."
"Why you say that?" asks the lawyer.
"Well," says St. Peter, "we have been observing your fees and the hours you charged your clients. By our calculations, you must be at least 93 years old!"
