Two little old ladies

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, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.?????

The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.

For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show?!?*♀️

"You're on!? said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.

So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.???????

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her teeth.? Then, completely naked, she streaked
(as fast as an old lady can) through the front door of the flower show.☺

Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause and shrill whistling.???????

Finally, the smiling Jean came through the exit door to the sounds of a cheering, clapping crowd.??*♀️?*♂️?*♀️?

"What happened?? asked Connie.?

"I won $1,000 as 1st prize for 'Best Dried Arrangement'!" ??