A Blonde gets home early from shopping and hears strange noised coming from the bedroom
She rushes upstairs only to find her husband naked lying on the bed, sweating and panting
"What's happening?" she asks.
'I think I'm having a heart attack,' cries the husband..

The blonde rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son comes up and says,  'Mommy! Mommy! Aunty Shirley is hiding in your closet and she's got no clothes on!'

The blonde slams the pho

I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my new Labrador Retriever Pup had fresh air.

She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there.
I walked to the curb backward, pointing my finger at the car and saying emphatically,

"Now you stay. Do you hear me?"

"Stay!  Stay!"

The driver of a nearby car, a pretty young blonde, gave me a strange look and said,


"

A blonde goes into McDonalds and walks up to the counter.

"Welcome to McDonalds, what can I get for you today?"

"I want two large fries to go, and make it snappy!"

The cashier quickly fills out her order, and hands her the bag. She snatches it from him and quickly leaves.

Barely a minute has passed before she's back in a huff.

"What bullshit is this! I demand to see your manager!"

The manager overhears and says, "What seems to be the problem?"

She replies, "I asked for tw

Blonde Diamond - Magnetic Strangers (2022)

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Artist: Blonde Diamond
Album: Magnetic Strangers
Released: 2022
Style: Pop
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Man With No Name (3:29)
02. Strange Times (3:13)
03. Dreamland (3:20)
04. In The Dark (3:47)
05. Loving You (4:30)
06. Red Flags (3:12)
07. We Just Wanna Dance (2:57)
08. Nocturnal Creatures (3:25)
09. 4AM Eternal (3:29)
10. Losing Control (4:14)

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Dirty Blonde - Passion (1989)

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Artist: Dirty Blonde
Album: Passion
Released: 1989
Style: Hard Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. I Got the Itch
02. Restless, Young & Wild
03. Passion
04. Sad Teresa
05. (That's When) Push Comes to Shove
06. Girls Night Out
07. Hooked On Lovin' You
08. Hearts On Fire
09. Whiskey in my Veins
10. Ladies in Mercedes
11. Bad Bad Leroy Brown
12. Dynomite
13. 2 Cool

Dirty Blonde - Restless, Young & Wild (2021)

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Artist: Dirty Blonde
Album: Restless, Young & Wild
Released: 2021
Style: Hard Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Ladies In Mercedes
02. Too Cool For School
03. Hearts On Fire
04. Sex Machine (previously unreleased)
05. Holy Smokes (previously unreleased)
06. Restless, Young & Wild
07. Girls Night Out
08. Sad Teresa
09. Hooked On Loving You
10. Monkey Sh