Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America, Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians
    will no longer be referred to as 'HILLBILLIES.'

    You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.


    And furthermore,

    HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:


    1. She is not a 'BABE' or a 'CHICK' - She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.


    2. She is not 'EASY' - She is 'HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE.'


    3. She is not a 'DUMB BLONDE' - She is