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Medical experts in London today were asked if it is time to ease the COVID lock-downs.
Allergists were in favor of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
Gastroenterologist's had a sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government lacked the nerve.
Obstetricians felt certain everyone was laboring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.
Many Pathologists yelled, "Over my dead body!" whil