My therapist gave me a task that he felt would help me.
"Write down the names names of all the people that are bothering you on sticky notes, then set them on fire."
It worked. I feel much better now. I'm just note sure what do with all these sticky notes.

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, 
who is ahead by a couple of strokes.
 
 
"Boy, I’d give anything to sink this putt", the golfer 
mumbles to himself
 
Just then, some stranger walks up beside him and 
whispers, “Would you be willing to give up a quarter of your sex life to sink the putt?"
 
Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be 
meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says, "Sounds good to me," and promptly sinks the putt!
 
Two holes