Things are getting complicated in the gender field these days.  Here’s
a handy guide.  Hope this helps clarify things for you.


You may not know this but many non-living things have a gender.


1)  Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can
see right through them.


2)  Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to
warm them up again.  It's an effective reproductive device if the
right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong b