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Author: bebb - Replies: 0 - Views: 1164
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A 65 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.. Seeing God
She asked "Is my time up?"
God said, "No, you have another 33 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color and brighten her
teeth! Since she had
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Author: bebb - Replies: 0 - Views: 1026
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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting addressed to “God” with no actual address.
He thought he should open it to see what it was about.
The letter read:
Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment.
Next Sunday is Christ
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Author: vidi - Replies: 0 - Views: 1323
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 582
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Otep - The God Slayer (2023)
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Artist: Otep
Album: The God Slayer
Released: 2023
Style: Alternative Metal, Nu-Metal
Format: MP3 320Kbps
TRACKLIST
01. Otep – My Violent Appetites
02. Otep – Ostracized
03. Otep – Good 4 U
04. Otep – Exit Wounds
05. Otep – You Should See Me In A Crown
06. Otep – The Way I Am
07. Otep – California Girls
08. Otep – Pet
09. Otep – Territorial Pissings
10. Otep – Star Shopping
11. Ot
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 373
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J. Stone - God Got Me (2024)
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Artist: J. Stone
Album: God Got Me
Released: 2024
Style: Rap, Hip-Hop
Format: MP3 320Kbps
TRACKLIST
01. God Got Me (00:02:36)
02. Zone (00:03:00)
03. Sho Shot (00:02:19)
04. If I Was U (00:01:59)
05. Level Up (00:02:50)
06. I'll Be Hood (Remix) (00:02:29)
07. Trust Issues (00:02:59)
08. Streets Is Callin (00:03:00)
09. Eat Wit Me (Interlude) (0
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 592
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Ski Mask The Slump God - 11th Dimension (2024)
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Artist: Ski Mask The Slump God
Album: 11th Dimension
Released: 2024
Style: Rap, Hip-Hop
Format: MP3 320Kbps
TRACKLIST
01. Dragontooth (00:02:15)
02. Monsters Inc. (00:03:03)
03. By Myself (00:02:04)
04. Earwax (00:01:56)
05. Full Moon (00:02:04)
06. Part The Sea (00:02:20)
07. Jah's Interlude (00:01:03)
08. Wdym (00:02:52)
09.
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 122
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Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows - Until God Shows (2024)
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Artist: Destroy Rebuild Until God Shows
Album: Until God Shows
Released: 2024
Style: Alt. Rock / Post-Hardcore
Format: MP3 320Kbps
[Image: https://s15.postimg.cc/n0zu6l37f/tracklistlatest1.png]
01. It Follows
02. Malice
03. Headcase
04. The Sweet Misery
05. Hunger Pangs
06. Losers Stay Losers (Let-down)
07. Two Hand Touch
08. Steel
09. Debt Collector (Best Of
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 116
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