Two hunters are in the woods when one of them collapses.

His hunting buddy immediately calls 911. "My friend isn't breathing," he shouts into the phone. "What should I do?"


"Relax," the operator tells him. "I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, and then a gunshot.  

The guy gets back on the phone and says, "OK, now what?   [Image: https://www.aiowares.com/images/smilies/yahoo/19.gif]