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Author: Krinal - Replies: 4 - Views: 3270
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A man walks past a beggar every day and gives him $10 and that Continues for a year.
Then suddenly the daily donation changes to $5 "Well," the beggar thinks, "it's still better than nothing."
A year passes in this way until the man's daily donation suddenly becomes $2
"What's going on now?" the beggar asks his donor. "First you give me $10 every day, then $5 and now only $2 What's the problem?"
"Well," the man says, "last year my eldest son went to university. It's very expensive, s
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A JOKE (not for the faint of heart)
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DO YOU KNOW HOW TO KILL 10 FLIES AT ONCE?
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SLAPING A SOMALIAN CHILD
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A JOKE (not for the faint of heart)
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what's the difference between a good and a bad genocide?
--the excecution
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Dirty joke here
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Pig fell in a mud puddle.
Not dirty enough?
Two pigs fell into the mud puddle.
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Author: agi2 - Replies: 0 - Views: 1029
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FOR SALE BY OWNER...
Complete set of encyclopedia Britannica.
45 Volumes. Excellent condition.
$100 or best offer.
Reason for sale: No longer required.
Got married last weekend.
Wife knows everything.
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daily joke
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Tom was at the hospital visiting with his best friend Larry who was dying. Tom asked, "If there is baseball in heaven will you come back and tell me?" Larry nodded yes just as he passed away. That night while Tom was sleeping, he heard Larry's voice in a dream, "Tom..." "Larry! What is it?!" asked Tom. "I have good news and bad news from heaven." "What's the good news?" "There is baseball in heaven after all, but the bad news is you're pitching on Tuesday."
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joke
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Alfie was listening to his sister practice her singing. "Sis," he said, "I wish you'd sing Christmas carols." "Thats nice of you, Alfie," she replied, "but why?" Alfie replied, "Because then I'd only have to hear your voice once a year!"
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joke
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Me: Would you like to be the sun in my life?
Her: Awww... Yes!!!
Me: Good then stay 92.96 million miles away from me
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joke
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No...
Girl: I am the principal's daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No...
Boy: Good! *Walks away*
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joke
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Beer Bottle: You break me, you get 1 year of bad luck!
Mirror: You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get 7 years bad luck!
Condom: Hahaha... (Condom walks off laughing)
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