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Author: Neptune - Replies: 7 - Views: 17862
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The Talking Clock

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A drunk walks out of a bar after closing time and invites two friends up to seehis new apartment.

The friends see there is a gong with a rubber mallet against the bedroom wall and ask why it's there.

The drunk replies,

"It's not a gongit's a talking clock, watch."

He picks up the mallet and smashes the gong.

From the other side of the wall a voice yells