So this guy gets sent to prison for the first time. And he's in line for lunch and one of the inmates shouts out "NUMBER 22!" and the whole cafeteria breaks out into laughter. So the new guy asks the person next to him what the heck that was all about.

"Well you see, between us all, we only know a certain number of jokes. And we've all told them to each other so many times that we just assigned them all numbers to save us the trouble of telling them."

Now, naturally, the new guy wants to f

A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television.
The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!”
“Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?"
"That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies.
After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?"
"Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."