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Author: bebb - Replies: 4 - Views: 2510
LITTLE OLD LADY IN COURT
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?
Old Lady: I am 94 years old.
Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?
Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.
Defense Attorney: Did you know him?
Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.
Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?
Old Lady: He s
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Author: bebb - Replies: 1 - Views: 1302
Elderly Lady Golfer
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Elderly Lady Golfer
An elderly woman joins a country club and when she hears the guys talking about their golf round, she says, “I played on my college’s golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?”
No one wants to say ‘yes’, but they’re on the spot.
Finally, one man says, “Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m.”
He figures the early tee-time will discourage her.
The elderly woman says this may be a problem and asks if she can be up to 15 minutes late.
They roll
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 1165
Twisted Insane & Lady Insane - Love After Lockup (2023)
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Twisted Insane & Lady Insane - Love After Lockup (2023)
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Artist: Twisted Insane & Lady Insane
Album: Love After Lockup
Released: 2023
Style: Hip-Hop, Pop Rap
Format: MP3 320Kbps
TRACKLIST
01. Fresh Out (Skit)
02.Outside
03. Burnt
04. Rap Like This
05. F.A.F.O
06. Petro
07. Craig Monson
08. Better
09. Feelin My Shit
10. I Don’t Die
11. Body
12. Freaky Friday
13. The Devil In Me
14. Lift
15. Love
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 183
Melanie - Autumn Lady (2024)
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Author: Skyware - Replies: 0 - Views: 215
Lovage - Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By (2001)
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