Wolfgang has written a small portable tool that might be interesting for one or the other. With DISM-Gui you save yourself the "typing" in the command prompt and can quickly install the DISM commands, sfc / scannow or even a quick cab-update.

[align=justify]The DISM-Gui comes in the package as x64 and x86 version for Windows 10. Addendum: The exe does not have to be started by right-click as an administrator. This is already integrated. Then you have the choice of the individual commands:[/al

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"


Little Jack says: "I wanna start out as a fighter pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Porsche worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while, banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."


The teacher, shocked, and not knowi

Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?

Old Lady: I am 94 years old.

Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?

Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creeping up on the porch and sat down beside me.

Defense Attorney: Did you know him?

Old Lady: No, but he sure was friendly.

Defense Attorney: What happened after he sat down?

Old Lady: He s

Tracklist
01 - All I Really Want
02 - You Oughta Know
03 - Perfect
04 - Hand In My Pocket
05 - Right Through You
06 - Forgiven
07 - You Learn
08 - Head Over Feet
09 - Mary Jane
10 - Ironic
11 - Not The Doctor
12 - Wake Up
13 - Your House (Hidden Track)

p/w: xyzzy

, Connie, and Jean, were sitting on a park bench outside the local town hall where a flower show was in progress.?????

The short one, Jean, leaned over and said, "Life is so boring. We never have any fun anymore.

For $10 I'd take my clothes off and streak through that stupid, boring flower show?!?*♀️

"You're on!? said Connie, holding up a $10 bill.

So, Jean slowly fumbled her way out of her clothes.???????

She grabbed a dried flower from a nearby display and held it between her te

Alexander Lövmark - Little Bird (Live in Gothenburg) (2023)

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Artist: Alexander Lövmark
Album: Little Bird (Live in Gothenburg)
Released: 2023
Style: Jazz
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Alexander Lövmark, Carl Bagge, Axel Mårdsjö, Adam Ross, Arvid Jullander – Wrap Your Troubles in Dreams
02. Alexander Lövmark, Carl Bagge, Axel Mårdsjö, Adam Ross, Arvid Jullander – AC-Cent-Tchu-Ate The Positive
03. Alexa

Little Steven - Essentials (2020)

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Artist: Little Steven
Album: Essentials
Released: 2020
Style: Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
1 – Soulfire
2 – Inside Of Me
3 – Saint Valentine’s Day
4 – Lyin’ In A Bed Of Fire
5 – Groovin’ Is Easy (Live 2017)
6 – I’m Coming Back
7 – Out Of The Darkness
8 – I Am A Patriot (And The River Opens For The Righteous)
9 – I Don’t Want To Go Home
10 – Love On Th

Tori Amos - Little Earthquakes (The B-Sides) (2023)

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Artist: Tori Amos
Album: Little Earthquakes (The B-Sides)
Released: 2023
Style: Alternative
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
A1 – Upside Down (04:22)
A2 – Thoughts (02:36)
A3 – Song For Eric (01:50)
A4 – The Pool (02:51)
A5 – Humpty Dumpty (02:50)
A6 – Flying Dutchman (06:31)
B1 – Take To The Sky (04:20)
B2 – Sweet Dreams (03:26)
B3 – Mary (04:27)
B4 – Sug

Boundaries - Death Is Little More (2024)

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Artist: Boundaries
Album: Death Is Little More
Released: 2024
Style: Metalcore / Hardcore
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Turning Hate Into Rage
02. Darkness Shared
03. Like Petals From A Stem
04. Easily Erased
05. Cursed To Remember
06. Death Is Little More
07. A Pale Light Lingers (feat. Lochie Keogh of Alpha Wolf)
08. Face The Blade
09. Scars On A Soul
10. Blame