An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are working at the top of a tall building and stopped to eat their packed lunches sitting high on a girder.

The Englishman looks at his sandwiches and says "Bloody hell, cheese and onion sandwiches...for the past twenty years all my wife’s ever made me is bloody cheese and onion sandwiches".

The Scotsman says “Aye, same here! Every day for years it’s been ham and fucking mustard".

The Irishman adds "Aar jeezus - sure it’s the same for me - almos