A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Scottish cop. He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a better education then any Scottish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Scottish cop's expense!

Scottish cop says, "License and registration, please."

London Lawyer says, "What for?"

Scottish cop says, "Ye didnae come to a complete stop at the stop sign."

London Lawyer says,