A man walks into a bar...

He goes up to the bartender and asks him if he likes to gamble.

The bartender says, "Sure, I'll take a bet. What's your action?"

The man offers a $50 bet that he can bite his own eyeball. The bartender, thinking it's easy money, accepts his bet, and is shocked when the man removes his glass eye and bites down on it.

Laughing, the man sees that the bartender is upset about losing his money, so he offers him a chance to win it back. "Double or nothin' says I c

A bear walks into a bar and says, “Give me a whiskey and … cola.”

“Why the big pause?” asks the bartender.

The bear shrugged. “I’m not sure; I was born with them.”

After attracting the bartender’s attention, the bartender says "Ok, I'll bite. Why are you invisible?"

Barack says "Well, I found a bottle on the beach and...then I rubbed it." "And then...importantly...A genie came out." "The genie said I could have...3 wishes."

For my first wish, I said "Let me say this, and this is profoundly important...I want Michelle to marry me...I love her,...and I think America will love her too." That wish was granted.

For my second wish, I said "Like all patr

Atomic Rooster - Death Walks Behind You (1970)

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Artist: Atomic Rooster
Album: Death Walks Behind You
Released: 1970
Style: Hard Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Death Walks Behind You.mp3
02. V.U.G..mp3
03. Tomorrow Night.mp3
04. Seven Lonely Streets.mp3
05. Sleeping For Years.mp3
06. I Can't Take No More.mp3
07. Nobody Else.mp3
08. Gershatzer.mp3
09. Play The Game ( B-Side).mp3
10. The Devil