So I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she whispered in my ear "You have the biggest penis I've ever laid my hands on!"
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I said "Na, you're just pullin' my leg!"

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Get em while you can!

1937 - Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.avi
1940 - Fantasia.avi
1940 - Pinocchio.avi
1941 - Dumbo.avi
1941 - The Reluctant Dragon.avi
1942 - Bambi.avi
1942 - Saludos Amigos.m4v
1943 - Victory Through Air Power.avi
1945 - The Three Caballeros.avi
1946 - Make Mine Music.avi
1946 - Song of the South.avi
1948 - Melody Time.avi
1950 - Cinderella.avi
1951 - Alice in Wonderland.mp4
1953 - Peter Pan.avi
1953 - The Living Desert.mp4
1954

A U.S. Marine Colonel was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the colonel decided to pose a question to all assembled. 
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?" 
A Major chimed in with 75-25% in favor of work .
A Captain said it was 50-50%.
A lieu

Supertramp - It Was The Best Of Times (2022)

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Artist: Supertramp
Album: It Was The Best Of Times
Released: 2022
Style: Pop Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
CD#1
01 - It's A Hard World
02 - You Win, I Lose
03 - Listen To Me Please
04 - Ain't Nobody But Me
05 - Sooner Or Later
06 - Free As A Bird
07 - Cannonball
08 - From Now On
09 - Breakfast In America
10 - Give Me A Chance
11 - Rudy

CD#2
01 - D

Amos the Kid - Enough as It Was (2023)

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Artist: Amos the Kid
Album: Enough as It Was
Released: 2023
Style: Folk Rock, Indie Rock
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. World Burn (3:30)
02. What Did You Do (3:24)
03. Hang Your Head (4:03)
04. Under Thin Eyelids (3:02)
05. Well Water (4:27)
06. Enough as it Was (2:28)
07. Point of Beauty (3:03)
08. I’ll Set the Fire (3:05)
09. Alright (3:21)
10. Tex Mex in T

There was a group of elderly women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The old women were asked, ‘How many of you love your husbands?’

All the old women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, ‘When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?’

Some women answered today, some yesterday, some didn’t remember.

The women were then told to take their cell phones and send the following text to their respective husband: I love you

Was Steve Jobs right about this?

Perhaps Steve Jobs was right to limit the amount of time he let his children use iPhones and iPads — a tradition Apple maintains with its Screen Time tool, which lets parents set limits on device use. Now, an extensive UNESCO report suggests that letting kids spend too much time on these devices can be bad for them.

[b]Baked in inequality and lack of social

Introvert - What Was Your Exit Plan? (2022)

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Artist: Introvert
Album: What Was Your Exit Plan?
Released: 2022
Style: Nu Metalcore / Hardcore / Downtempo
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
1. First, Do No Harm
2. S.I.G.E.C.A.P.S (feat. Merideth Henderson)
3. The College Experience
4. A Call I Should Have Made, A Letter I Should Have Sent.
5. Gucci Bodybags (feat. Martyr Defiled, Black T

Justin Timberlake - Everything I Thought It Was (2024)

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Artist: Justin Timberlake
Album: Everything I Thought It Was
Released: 2024
Style: Pop, R&B
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Justin Timberlake - Memphis
02. Justin Timberlake - Fkin' Up The Disco
03. Justin Timberlake - No Angels
04. Justin Timberlake - Play
05. Justin Timberlake - Technicolor
06. Justin Timberlak

Vasiliy Chekmasov - What Was Not (2022)

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Artist: Vasiliy Chekmasov
Album: What Was Not
Released: 2022
Style: Blues
Format: MP3 320Kbps

TRACKLIST
01. Vasiliy Chekmasov – Hug Away
02. Vasiliy Chekmasov – Don’t Listen to Yourself
03. Vasiliy Chekmasov – Without Rules
04. Vasiliy Chekmasov – Parting
05. Vasiliy Chekmasov – What Was Not
06. Vasiliy Chekmasov – Dancing Soul
07. Vasiliy Chekmasov – Amour
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